50 April Fool Jokes That Will Have You & Your Friends In Tears

Article Date: April 1, 2023

They say laughter is the best medicine, and we wholeheartedly agree. If you’re tired of spending April Fool’s Day hiding from everyone because you feel like you lack the best pranks or jokes, fear not! We’ve got you covered with a compilation of 50 ultimate funny April Fool’s jokes. Our list includes a wide range of jokes that cover it all, from classic dad jokes to hilarious knock-knock jokes.

1- Today’s the day to propose. If they say yes, great. If they say no, just say, “April Fools!”

2- Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station? It was an April Fuels’ joke.

3- Believe nothing and trust no one this April Fools’ Day. So it’s just like any other day.

4- Why was the donkey annoying his friend? It was April Mules’ Day.

5- Why is everyone so tired on April 1? Because they just finished a 31-day march.

6- What flower grows between your nose and chin? Two-lips.

7- Why is the letter “A” like a flower? A bee comes after it.

8- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just an April Fools’ joke.

9- What monster plays the most April Fools’ jokes? Prankenstein.

10- Why do omelettes love April Fools’ Day? They enjoy practical yolks.

11- What did April Fools say when it received a gift? Well, prank you!

12- Can February March? No, but April May.

13- What do you call an overflowing toilet on April Fools’ Day? A septic prank.

14- Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He’s alright now.

15- What did the tree say to the new spring flower? I’m rooting for you.

16- Which card in the deck is happiest on April 1st? The joker.

17- When’s the best time to buy a trampoline? In the spring.

18- What is a stepladder’s favourite day? April Stool’s Day!

19- If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.

20- Excuse me, sir. Do you think they named April Fools’ Day in your honour?

21- What do bank tellers hand out on April 1? Prank card numbers.

22- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Otto. Otto who? You otto know April Fools’ is on April 1.

23- What did one flower say to the other? Let’s be buds.

24- Did you hear they arrested the devil? It’s true! They got him on possession.

25- April Fools’ Day is like a huge open mic night: Millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.

26- A woman went into a seafood restaurant and requested a lobster tail. The waiter smiled and said, “Once upon a time there was this handsome lobster…”

27- What goes up when April showers come down? An umbrella.

28- Why did the bird go to the hospital? It needed tweet-ment!

29- Which card in the deck is happiest on April 1st? The joker

30- How does a husband scare his wife on April 1? He opens a prank account!

31- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sofa. Sofa who? Sofa these have been pretty good April Fool’s jokes.

32- Keanu Reeves lost all the April Fools jokes! Luckily he found the May tricks.

33- What has a bow but can’t be tied? A rainbow.

34- I don’t always joke on April Fools’ Day. Just kidding, I do.

35- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Beak. Beak who? Beak careful that you don’t get pranked on April Fools’ Day.

36- What happens when you tell an egg a joke? It cracks up.

37- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lena. Lena who? Lena bit closer and I’ll tell you.

38- Should I plant flowers in April? May as well!

39- A cartoonist was found unconscious at home; details are sketchy.

40- How can you tell if a plant is good at math? It has square roots.

41- Why is spring the superior season? It reigns!

42- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gwen. Gwen who? Gwen do you think you’re gonna prank me, let’s get it over with.

43- My favourite April Fool’s prank is pretending I’m going to leave the couch.

44- What do you write in a birthday card on April Fools’ Day? You can prank me later.

45- What do you call a hammer bought on April 1? An April tool.

46- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good April Fools’ joke?

47- What do storm clouds wear under their pants? Thunderwear.

48- What does a rainbow do when it gets a paper cut? Yell, “Ow!”

49- How did the skeleton know that April showers were on the way? He could feel it in his bones.

50- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lenny. Lenny who? Lenny know when you’re done with these April Fools’ Day jokeS